The Flash. He's the fastest man alive, but he got his powers from excessive drug use. He tries to cover this up by claiming he got zapped by "electrified chemicals" and takes his speed from the "Speed Force". He's pretty much an O.G. as far as superheroes go. He was there for the Justice League of America, he was there for the Crisis on Infinite Earths, and you can damn sure bet he was there for your conception. In his day-job, he's a police scientist. His ol' grandpa is Speedy Gonzales .