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Blade movie
Blade (film)

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Director(s)
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Stephen Norrington

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Producer(s)
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Wesley Snipes

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Starring
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Wesley Snipes

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Released
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1998

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Budget
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$45,000,000

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Language
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English

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Blade was P.I.M.P. He Went from woman to woman until the fateful day he met the last woman that would want to have sex with him.

She made love to him, and he contracted an STD. This STD is called "Vampirism".

You see, kiddies, when one has Sex with a Vampire, you become one yourself. None of that sucking neck shit involved, though that is still there primary way of getting food.

And so, Wesley, naturally, got pissed, and went on a vampire killing rampage that resulted in this movie and the two that followed it.

And we all know that when Wesley Snipes is in a movie, its a gazillion time better, right?

Right?

RIGHT?

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