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Boris the bear
The Almighty Ninja

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Nevah! He iz to powahful!

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Best Mercenary in Dark Horse!

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Samuel L. Jackson

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"Gimme a picnic basket, punk!"
―Fear the Bear!

Boris the Bear, also known as the Bear Demolisher, is the best! He can kill you a gazillion different ways, without you realizing it! He's so cool, he fights mutant squirrels for fun. That's right, Mutant squirrels! Not your local kind, either, the big kind, the ones with the Sabretooth teeth and eight legs! He fights the worlds deadliest enemies, like the Turtle menaces, Bunny Ninjas, Smelly pigs, Wile E. Coyote, Smurfs, and even Care Bears! He is the coolest mercenary in all of the Dark Horse Universe!

On a more serious note, really? Is this the best they can come up with? That's lame.


ComparisonsEdit

Boris is the arch-nemesis of his brother-in-law, Smokey. This largely stems from a disagreement they once had about whether forest fires were dangerous, or awesome.

Behind the scenesEdit

The character of Boris the Bear will be portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson in the upcoming Batman movie, as the henchman of a Mafia Thug.

External LinksEdit


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