Clark Kent gets lucky on the IRC.
Logs[]
[Kentanator has joined #Daily-Planet]
[Kentanator has changed name to SuperClarky1]
- CrushGirl: hey Clark
- SuperClarky1: hey Lois
- SuperClarky1: did you finish that story on how me and superman saved that navy crew from those modern pirates?
- CrushGirl: ummm... you mean superman saved that navy crew?
- SuperClarky1: yea, but /I/ was there...
- CrushGirl: ...hiding in the boiler room while those brave sailors risked their lives...
- SuperClarky1: LA LA LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU
- SuperClarky1: sooooooo....wanna cyber???
- CrushGirl: hell no
- CrushGirl: u know ill only cyber with superman
- SuperClarky1: what does superman got that i dont??
- CrushGirl: he’s storng and handsome
- CrushGirl: *strong
- CrushGirl: ur nothing liek that.
- SuperClarky1: yes i am!!!!!1
- CrushGirl: Clark, u hid under ur desk win a lamp fell over plus you have horrible acne
- SuperClarky1: oh yea
- SuperClarky1: but that’s besides the point
- SuperClarky1: C’mon lois lets cyber!!!
- CrushGirl: NO
- CrushGirl: Not now
- CrushGirl: Not ever
- SuperClarky1: But, would you cyber with me if I told you I was...
[SuperClarky1 has changed name to Superman]
- Superman: ...SUPERMAN!
- Superman: u wanna cybre????
- Superman: *cyber
- CrushGirl: thnks but no thnks
- Superman: NO ONE DENIES SUPERMAN
- * Superman puts Loiz in his pants
- CrushGirl: I'd rather cyber a Pencil than u
[Superman has changed name to Pencil]
- * Pencil humps hard
- CrushGirl: not happening, Clark
[Pencil has changed name to Superman]
- Superman: oooh yeaa uh uh uh….giggty gig
- CrushGirl: im going 2 get perry 2 fire u, u freak!
- Superman: uh uh uh ooooooh yea oh
- CrushGirl: u'll be hearing from my lawyers, too! Im getting a restraning order
[AmazonQueen has joined #Daily-Planet]
- Superman: ooh yea uh uh giggty uh ooh
- CrushGirl: holy shit! Its wonder woman!!!
- AmazonQueen: Superman! wat r u doing w/ this slut?????
[CrushGirl has been kick-banned by AmazonQueen (SLUT)]
- AmazonQueen: ah, that’s better…lets cyber!!!!!!
- * AmazonQueen strips and climbs into Superman’s pants
- Superman: umm…
- AmazonQueen: HARDER, HAAAAAAAAAARRRRDEEER! HARDER!!!
- Superman: Wait, i have something to tell u...
- AmazonQueen: Dont tell me here...ChanServ might be a spy for Lex Luthor....
- AmazonQueen: Then again, I dont want Luthor watching us....
[ChanServ has been kick-banned by AmazonQueen (We no its u Luthor!)]
- Superman: alright! ohh yea...uh uh ooh ooh giggty
- AmazonQueen: HARDER baby! C'mon! we'll make superkids tonight!!! ooh baby
[KryptonKrip has joined #Daily-Planet]
- Superman: Alright giggty gig...ooh yea ah oh
- AmazonQueen: HAAAARRDEER! Oh baby!
- AmazonQueen:Oh, Superman
- KryptonKrip: WW, what are u doing w/ this poser???
[Superman has been kick-banned by KryptonKrip (POSER)]
- AmazonQueen: I'm sorry! i didnt no!
[AmazonQueen has been kick-banned by KryptonKrip (Kludd!)
- KryptonKrip: Wat happened to ChanServ?