Crossover Calamities is a webcomic created by Arkhampedian, Merc for Arkhampedia. It contains heroes and villians from all comic universes, but mainly DC and Marvel. Creator, Merc attempted to insert humor at times, so be ready for some bad puns ;).
Season One: Invading MarvelEdit
Issue #1:In the BeginningEdit
Evil ex-convict Lex Luthor has called DC's greatest villians...well sort of, to his farm outside of Smallville, USA
Lex Luthor has revealed the Portal of Evil that leads to another universe to five other super-villians.
Issue #3:Moving to MarvelEdit
We have come to Issue #3 and these so called "supervillains" are taking their damn good time moving their butts out of a conference room on a farm outside of Smallville...sigh.
Lex and the other "supervillians" enter the portal and dissappear from the farm. But two ,normally unwelcome, visitors, visit a few minutes later.
Issue #4: Marvel...or notEdit
Our heroes, or rather our villians, have entered the next universe, or so they thought
Issue #5:Watermelon HeadEdit
Lex and his allies are not in the universe they want to be in. They are in a universe over run by kids and with adults that can't speak any known language.
Issue #6:And we are outta here!Edit
Lex and company are still stuck in some useless universe trying to get to another one. One worth conquering.
Lex LuthorEditLex Luthor is the main villian in the first season. He is an ex-convict, bald, and an enemy of Superman. Every attempt to kill Superman has failed so Lex devoted his time to discovering another planet that he could try and conquer. Instead he found another universe and a portal, an old abandoned subway station, to it! He gathered the five best criminals (and the Riddler) in his universe, including himself, and traveled to the next universe. Then...well, read the comics to find out.
The JokerEditThe Joker got his scars? Learn as Season One goes on! The Joker is a mass-mudering pimped out mutherfucker who has traveled to Marvel with Lex and four others. He is Batman's mortal enemy. If Batman had to choose between saving Robin or stopping The Joker, he would choose both, but thats because Batman's so beast.
Braniac is an alien from outerspace. He hates Superman and Krypton. He wishes to destroy Krypton only to remember that Krypton was destroyed in the thirties. So he has made his life goal to destroy Superman. One problem: He's bald. And we all know how bald people <cough>...Lex Luthor...<cough> do against Superman. So he has gone with Lex and the others to the next universe to see if his baldness will affect him there.
The ScarecrowEditThe Scarecrow is a phsyco ex-convict with three trips to Arkham. He has many obssesions over many things including, burlap sacks, Batman, lighters, Batman, illegal drugs, Batman, nice suits, Batman, mobsters, Batman, cameos, and, oh, Batman. Did I mention Batman? The Scarecrow is a clean shaven nutcase wanting to kill Batman. So far, it hasn't worked out. Taking the chance for a new oppurtunity he will travel to the next universe with the others and attempt to conquer it. Maybe develop a few more illegal drugs.
BizarroEditBizarro is a semi-retarded clone of Superman created by Lex Luthor in a failed experiment. Bizarro, in turn, started a Bizarro planet and cloned himself and a Bizarro Lois Lane a kabillion-jillion times. Thats more than the fingers on one hand! Occasionally Bizarro will try and kill Superman, but he fails because he's retarded. Its kind of hard to kill an invincible superhero if you're retarded.
The RiddlerEditThe Riddler was, unfortunately, the only supervillian, if you would call him that, left that was avalible when Lex was recruiting supervillains. So Lex, reluctantly, recruited the Riddler. After the Riddler stopped fainting of excitment he arrived at Lex's farm outside of Smallville and then traveled to the next universe with the five other supervillains.
Batman is a kick-ass, night dwelling, muther-fucker. He'll kick your ass any day and thats what he plans to do with Lex Luthor & co. with the help of Superman, of course. But what are his motives? Will he stay true to his honor, or do some down and dirty things to bring down DCs top five criminals and the Riddler. Follow Crossover Calamities to find out!
Superman is a Pimp From the Stars with one flaw: if you throw a certain rock at him, no bigger than a fist it will kill him within ten minutes. Fortunately, Superman's enemies are not very smart. And a few of them are bald. And everyone knows bald people never win.