"Real men use their hands!"

―The words of jealousy.

Pencils were a certain tool used for ramming into people's brains. Some people thought this immoral. This was because they could never work out the correct way to use a pencil, and so they were jealous. These people had often felt the end of a pencil themselves, and so they were getting pissy about it because they were now bleeding. These kind of people are a bunch of, in the words of Nina, fucking gobshites. God owned a pencil. Batman lost his pencil after the sharp end tore through his spandex and fell into the hands of The Joker. Daaaaaaaaay-um.

Owners of a pencilEdit

• God
• Bruce Wayne (formerly)
• The Joker
• Heath Ledger
• Bob Kane
• Ann Rice
• Maxwell Lord
• Deadpool (formerly)
• Commissioner Gordon
• Bullseye

See alsoEdit

• Pencil sharpener
• Joker's little magic trick
• Batman's "pencil"