- "What's that? You're mad because your parents are dead? Oh, that's too bad let me just... mmmm.... mmmm.... the sweet juicy tears of little children."
- ― Joe Chill
Crying is a way of relieving stress when you're either either a whiny bitch, or a woman. The action is characterized by a large stream of water running out of one's eye sockets... these are called tears and they are a tender delicacy. There are a number of reasons why any hero, despite having a reputation to protect, would engage in crying. It usually occurs after a particularly great tragedy... such as the death of a family member, or getting kicked in the testicles. Of course, this is completely unacceptable behavior for anything but the latter.