Freeze, what the hell are you doing in my office?
I'm not Freeze. I'm... a lamp.
I can see you, Freeze. Your ugly as shit, bald, thick eyebrows that look like two squirrels crawled on your face and died because of your ugliness.
Good description. Harsh... yet very descriptive. You know, you could write for MAD Magazine if you wanted-
No! I want to kill you!
With what? Your ugly face?
That's not even how you use touche.
Shut up! I'm going to kill you with...
Mr. Freeze was then shot seventeen times before Gordon realized it was a plastic gun.
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