X-Men live in style
- "Shed those pounds!"
- ―Richard Simmons
It's tight. It's colorful. It's form-fitting. It stretches. It's the perfect material for costumed crime-fighting, or costumed crime-committing. Of course, as an added bonus, it looks pretty nice too. And that's on girls, or on juicy little boy wonders.
On the other hand though, this is why we don't have fat superheroes. That's not as much fun.
