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"No girls allowed, right?"
Jimmy Olsen

Every man needs a place to hide his pornography. A Superman needs a super place to hide his stash. The Fortress of Solitude is the ultimate location suited to these purposes. It has an entire room dedicated to Lois Lane. The chief purpose of the Eradicator was to make sure everything got thrown out in case Superman's parents came up to the place after he had died.

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