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"In darkest hour or afternoon, wherever good may sing its tune, we'll find where evil tries to lurk, and kick its ass, that big fat jerk."
Green Lantern Corps oath


The Green Lantern Corps are an international police force who use magic rings to fight crime, running purely on their own willpower. This means that all Green Lanterns must have two things. Bravery by the bucket-load. And they must all constantly be incredibly hammered. The sheer levels of alcohol in their system not only imbues them with the strength of ten men, but allows them to fearlessly stumble through any disaster... beat up any hobo... say anything to an ex-girlfriend! They are the most elite fighting unit in the entire universe.

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