- "Youse thinks ya can just walks all ovah Guy Gardner? Well I tell you someting, buddy... jus' cause I got this vaguely joisy accent ain't mean I can't throw no punch at a square what's getting in my way, you know what I'm saying? I make-a the pizza pie!"
- ― Guy Gardner
Guy Gardner is the number one Green Lantern. Despite years of evidence to the contrary, he is convinced that he could beat anybody in a fight. Instead, he masks his incompetence with the greatest tough guy facade the world has ever seen. Deep down, he became a Lantern because his parents never hugged him and the physical intimacy he shares with supervillains is the closest he can get to finding true love.
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