- "Nein! Mein suit is not a KKK ripoff!"
- ―Adolf Hitler's Clone, Hate-Monger
Although World War II saw the end of Hitler, it didn't spell the end of his legacy.
Nazi scientists quickly striped a tiny strand of DNA from his corpse before Soviet forces stormed the bunker.
As it turns out, its tough a shell to clone someone from a spec of dirt on their skin. So, as they cloned Hitler successfully, what came out was a semi-retarded Wannabe.
In 1953 this new Hitler was finally as fully grown as a half ass clone could be, and took up the name Hate-Monger. He took a KKK hood and painted it, grabbed a water pistol, and vowed vengeance on America.
As it turns out, security in New York wasn't good in 1953, because he managed to get in. However, Captain America was already fully aware of this clone thanks to Soviet informants, and this fake was quickly locked up for the rest of his life.
Which as it turned out, would not be long. His genes receded and he melted into a pool of semi-formed skin.
What a mess.
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