The Justice League of America is a group of hip young people who travel the country in their van, solving crimes with their pal, Scooby Doo, who is not a living dog, but a victim of taxidermy that the JLA brings to life with their imagination. Some of the threats they face are legitimate like Ambush Bug, but others are mostly just
crooked real estate developers wearing costumes STD-spreading jerks like Starro. Darkseid is their evil pet rock. The League has always been around to help the earth out in times of Crisis... but eventually, Earth is going to have to pay its tab. And that's a lot of scooby snacks.
- Aquaman- The Eco-Friendly Moron
- Batman- The Insane Goth
- Flash- The Murderous Drug Addict
- Green Lantern- The Sucker-Punchin' Ladies' Man
- Martian Manhunter- The Worthless Emo
- Scooby Doo- A Dog Victim of Taxidermy
- Superman- Pimp from the Stars
- Wonder Woman- The Bondage-Crazed Lesbian
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