Pencil
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- "Real men use their hands!"
- ―The words of jealousy.
Pencils were a certain tool used for ramming into people's brains. Some people thought this immoral. This was because they could never work out the correct way to use a pencil, and so they were jealous. These people had often felt the end of a pencil themselves, and so they were getting pissy about it because they were now bleeding. These kind of people are a bunch of, in the words of Nina, fucking gobshites. God owned a pencil. Batman lost his pencil after the sharp end tore through his spandex and fell into the hands of The Joker. Daaaaaaaaay-um.
[edit] Owners of a pencil
- God
- Bruce Wayne (formerly)
- The Joker
- Heath Ledger
- Bob Kane
- Ann Rice
- Deadpool (formerly)
- Bullseye
