- "Honk if you love JUSTICE!"
- ―The Tick
They're the good guys. Nice people. They save the world instead of blowing it up. Not villains. If you wanted to have a group of people by your side to accomplish something that is not a crime, these guys would be the best people for the job.
But what measure is a hero? Is it the spandex that makes the man? Does true justice come from within? Or is it enough to just be beating the tar out of supervillains? The point is, can your name sell a comic book by itself? Yes? Good, then you're in. Welcome to the club, have some hors d'oeuvres.
Heroes come in all shapes and sizes. And maybe you know somebody who's a hero, and you don't even realize... firefighters, mailmen, museum tour guides... your father. Especially your father. Because only a true hero would be willing to do that ugly cow you call a mother.