The Joker
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| Joker J. Jokenstien | |
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Yes |
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Male |
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6 foot |
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Green |
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Yellow |
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- "COWABUUNGA I WON!!"
- ―The Joker after he won a surf contest with Batman.
The Joker was considered a cultural genius and philosopher during his time. He was also devout Archaist. He knew he was ahead of his time and he knew it. He knew he had to lead his people, the Gothanites and Anarchists, the road never traveled on. In his life he faced many hardships and pains, but came out on top as Anarch-Pope. The Joker was also famous for the defeat of infamous urban terrorist, Batman.
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[edit] Early Life
Little is known about The Joker's early life. We know at one point his father killed his mother in a drunken rage. The father then turned to The Joker and cut up The Joker's face with a knife. This would scar The Joker for life, but he would learn to forgive his father and give him an honorable death by blowing him up when he was in the hospital.
The Joker then got plastic surgery to cover the physical scars that his father gave him. The surgeons took the fat from his butt to reconstruct The Jokers face.
[edit] Marrige
The Joker married a beautiful wife named (censored for nudity). The Joker and (censored for nudity) loved each other very much. The Joker had never been happier when he was with (censored for nudity). Then his wife got in trouble with the mob. She had slapped a mobster when he spanked her. The mob dragged her into an alley and cut up her face with a plastic spoon. It took hours.
Finally when (censored for nudity) returned home The Joker wanted to make her fell better. So he took a plastic spoon and after seven hours he tore off all the butt fat to show (censored for nudity) that he was scarred, too. (censored for nudity) then left The Joker because he used their best spoon to scrap butt fat of his face.
The Joker was heartbroken and decided to take up a religion to help him cope with his losses. He decided to take up Anarchy.
[edit] Anarchy
The Joker quickly became a leader in his local Anarchist group after he arrived. Soon he became a preacher and had a bigger influence in groups outside of his own. After only four months he became the Anarch-Pope and was in charge of all the Anarchists in the world. The previous capital of the Anarchists was Baghdad, but The Joker moved it to Gotham City, his home town.
[edit] The dream
- "Spread the word of Anarchy, my servant. Spread it everywhere!"
- ―Oog, God of Anarchy to The Joker
The Joker had a dream only a few days after he became Anarch-Pope in which Oog the Cro-Magnon, God of Anarchy, told him that The Joker had to gather twelve followers to help him spread the word of Anarchy.
[edit] The miracle
The next day, The Joker wasn't sure how to show his people that he was the savior. He gathered all the Anarchists together(All forty-seven of them) and started speaking. He told them of his dream. Only one doubted him. So he showed them is first miracle, The Miracle of the Pencil and made the doubter the First Pencil Sharpener of The Savior.
[edit] The Twelve Apostles
The Joker decided to call his followers the Apostles as to be original. I mean who in the past two thousand years or so, used the Apostles as the name for there followers? Jesus? No that guy was a myth. Jewish propaganda, if you will. The Joker gathered Tweleve Apostles, Raul, Fidel, Hugo, Adolf, Kim, Napoleon, Benito, Vladimir, Saddam, Mahmoud, Osama, and Carl to help spread the word of Joker. He found his twelve Apostles by traveling through time. Finding people in Nazi Germany, the Middle East, Asia, WWII Europe, Cuba, Latin America, and an office building in Seattle. They were the best choices for the job. They were all powerful men who, although weren't all anarchists, caused Anarchy during their life.
[edit] Fighting Enemies of Anarchy
After thirteen years, The Joker and his Apostles had spread the word of Anarchy to all the corners of the world. Only a group known as SuperHeroes fought Anarchy. The SuperHeroes attacked the people of Anarchy in viscous terror attacks. Only urban terrorist, Batman, went directly to The Joker.
[edit] Batman
Batman killed many Anarchists when he attacked. Of course when he was shot at or had bombs thrown at him, he was able to get away "in the nick of time", which pissed off a lot of Anarchists, including The Joker.
The Joker decided to go after Batman himself after he got the memo about the terror attacks. Unfortunately, at first, he went after Bateman. Only after being sued for eight billion dollars in a four year long case was The Joker allowed to go after Batman.
[edit] Victory
The Joker tracked Batman down to a city alley way fourteen years after The Joker started his chase. The Joker was half crazed and starving and had one bullet left in his pistol. During his search, The Joker killed 3762 people, nine hundred persons, fifty-fife individuals, three hamsters, and <insert name here>. He shot Batman twice in the head, three times in the leg, and nine in the left kidney with one bullet. The Joker returned to Gotham City in glory.
[edit] Two-Face
The Joker's position as Anarch-Pope gave him permission to rule any city he had his capital in. This was Gotham City. Gotham was a beautiful city, but was filled with crime. So, The Joker appointed Two-Face as District Attorney to clean up crime. Two-Face did well, but one day he said that The Joker's toe ring was ugly and The Joker removed him from office.
[edit] The Stalker
The Joker had a lot of fans who were forced to like him who really liked him. One of them was a crazed hyena woman named Harley Quinn. She took her fan-ship to an extreme. She followed The Joker wherever he might go, the bathroom, the torture chambers, the Hall of Porn, etc... The Joker would beat her to the point of almost death each time. She would then come back for more cause she loved The Joker to a point of insanity. The Joker decided to keep her around because whenever he got mad when his latte wasn't delivered on time, his hor wasn't performing well, or someone didn't die when The Joker shot the person, he would just beat Quinn.
[edit] Personality & Traits
The Joker was a lovable guy. He helped shelters by eating stray dogs. He would give homeless people shelter...in his dungeons. He would even give money to the poor...The Society of Poor Anarch-Popes. But The Joker was also a fighter. He fought for his people for years against Batman. Another example of The Joker being a fighter is that he started at the bottom when he was a child and made his way to the top as Anarch-Pope.
[edit] Behind the Scenes
The Joker was not portrayed by Heath Ledger in a documentary and two movies made about the life of The Joker.
The Joker ran for president, but lost in a close election to Baratman Obatma in 2008.
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