The United Spaceballs of Spaceball is a confederation of lunatics that live in the darkest, filthiest, most sordid realms of all Cthulhu's woebegone, wretched creation. They come from the future and live under a Socialist government that makes it so that all technology made has a grandiose, monolithic appearance to it but operates with all the effectiveness and efficiency of a... well, a... a... a bomb made from a soup can. Now, um... GET OFF MY SPLENDID, BEAUTIFUL LAWN YOU CHURLISH MISCREANTS... IMPERTINENT WHELPS... IMPUDENT IMPS!
Spaceballs, Spaceballs, Spaceballs, Spaceballs... Spaceballs.[]
The United Spaceballs of Spaceball were initially dispatched by their domineering leader, ze Presidente of Spaceballiolio, who was a victim of tragic workplace hassling and harassment. They fought Lone Starr, puke in a bucket, and the Legion of Super-Heroes. The Spaceballs won, of course.
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Then, Lone Starr and Homestar Runner came back for revenge, killed every last Spaceballian and caused Ze Presidente, a detestable loser called Dark Helmet, and the guy who started Kentucky Fried Chicken to asplode.