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The Wilsons

There goes the neighborhood.

This article contains content related to the most important family in the comics universe

Reading this will immediatly decrease the value of your real estate.


Wilson's house
Its thanksgiving at the Wilson home. And thanksgiving only means one thing here....


Deadpool 29
So, Slade, how have we been? Last I heard you got your ass handed to you by the Titans.


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You really know how to get on my nerves, Wade


Deadpool 29
Oh, whats wrong? Upset the teeny weeny titans took your kids into there play house?


Deathstroke Deadpool 01
I'll kill you, you little fuck...


DeadpoolsMama
Thats enough, boys. The foods ready.


Rose Unmasked
This ain't bad, Grandma


DeadpoolsMama
Thank Grandpa Thor, Rose sweetie.


Papa Thor
A god needeth a hobby, eh?


Deadpool 56
*cough* Panzy *cough*


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I have to agree with my brother, for once, on this.


Deadpool trading card
Now, now, Petunia, who said I needed a girly like you to help me,


Deathstroke 002
You need a lot more help than I can offer. You need a psychologist. A straight jacket. Or, even better, an pencil in your brain.


Lodpool
They're fighting again. Every god damned year


Loispool
They fight better than any of the guys that beat on me when I was a ho, that's for sure.


Smodpool
Honey, could you get them to stop?


Kingpin
God damn you, woman, I'm EATING!


DeadpoolsMama
Thor...


Papa Thor
Oh, uh.... Look, it beith the saint of Thanksgiving, Santa Turkey!


Merry Thanksgiving
Ho, ho, ho, merry early Christmas


Loispool
Did that fat fuck call me a ho?


Deadpool strangles santa
Wrong holiday, Santy. You want my present list now? I want a Bazooka, and an MP7, a golden katana, and ken action figure with kung fu grip, an AUG, a Dragunov, a copy of "Jingle all the way"....


God
How does that woman convince me to let these buffoons meet every thanksgiving, much less Christmas and Easter? I've had enough. Begone.


On the Road again Deadpool
A vintage Winchester 1903 for my collection, a copy of "Girls gone Wild" in Egy.... wait, where am I?


Where is thor
What manner of sorcery is this? I'm floating in the sky. Where beith the ground?


Deathstroke 003
I don't know where I am, but I like it. Prepare to die, unseeable foe!


Dark Room Slade
Where am I? Its dark in here!


X-Men (Earth-5700)
Who are you people? where the hell am I?


Deadpool Unmasked
Ooh.... comfy. Where is Wilson?


Fisk-CasaBonita
Smod? SMOD! Where the hell are you? GOD DAMNIT!


Been waiting
Oh... uhh..... Hi, Robin. How you.... ah... been?


DeadpoolsMama
*sigh* Every year.
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