This movie was the shit! Wolverine was kicking ass and taking names, and Rogue was all like, "Oh, I can never touch a man", and Wolverine was all like, "I want you Jean!", but Cyclops was all like, "Not my woman, bitch!". So, Wolverine decided to take his motorcycle, but Magneto was all like, "No, I'm not after you. Does that Metal run through your entire body? Sexy.", and the X-Men were all like, "We have to stop him from using the Statue of Liberty from turning us all into mutants!", and Magneto was all like, "You ain't getting into my pad! So, he took Rogue from the X-Men, and she was all like, "They'll save me!" and he was all like, "No, it will be to late. I will control your body. If you know what I mean." The X-Men attacked, but they all got pwned by Magneto, except Cyclops took off his visor and saved them, but Wolverine went ape shit on they asses, and saved Rogue. But Wolverine went all Emo and left, and the movie ended.
Sorry folks, the seven year old in the basement of Arkhampedia wouldn't leave us the hell alone until he could write a summary of the movie. I know this article deeply hurt your eyes, but that damn kid is a pain.