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El Senora Zorro Primo los Banditos Numeros Unos

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Spic

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Male

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If he'd take those damn boots off, we could see!

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Black. Black as the night when he'll come and slice your head off!

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Black

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El Maskos

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There would be many. But there's not. You know why? Because they're dead. That's right.

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Fists, feet, mask, sword, toes, little finger. Zorro can use anything!

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Immigrants Quarter

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Zorro, also known as Don Diego de la Vegas, the famous gambler, or Senor Zorro Primo los Banditos Numeros Unos to some, was the vigilante and outlaw that Batman always wanted and aspired to be. If you want to beat up faulty tax collectors, kill a Bandit or just have a dog castrated, Zorro's your man. There's just one problem to this amazing man who we we all admire.

He's Mexican.

Not only that,he's also gay with masked mexican wrestler/superhero/faggot el Santo[not Santa,you retards.]

ZORRO/SANTO'S[NOT SANTA'S] GAY RELATIONSHIPEdit

Zorro met Santo[not Santa]at a bar in Gotham City when he was drunk of his arse,and hullucinated he was famed stripper Britney Spears.This caused him to have sex with her before passing out drunk.When he came to,he realized the thing he had sex with was not Britney Spears,but a very ticked off Santo[not Santa].Then Santo[not Santa]realized he rather liked having sex with a drunk guy dressed like a complete retard.So they fell in gay love.Then they robbed by the Sesame Street gang.Then Bert,AKA the prince of darkness,kicked Zorro in the balls.Enraged that his newfound lover had been kicked in the balls,Zorro tried horribly to fend off the nefarious muppets,but got his arse kicked again.Then Santo[not Santa]used his super luchador skills [that he learned from El janitor ]to kill the evil muppets.

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